But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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