Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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