The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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