You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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