i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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