if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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