just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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