"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
