i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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