we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
