But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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