I'm so fucking centered right now
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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