You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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