if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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