Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
