I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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