All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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