Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
I see more hoeing in ur future
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