We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm really busy with my period
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