Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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