Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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