Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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