Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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