Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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