Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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