he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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