just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
