My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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