Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
