Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Randomize
