She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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