bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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