True but thats because hes a fetus.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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