grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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