how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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