pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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