U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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