Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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