Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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