Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
