Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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