it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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