he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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