I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
