he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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