Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
she told me i tasted like america
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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