Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Fuck appropriateness.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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