Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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