No, you can still breathe under the balls.
it was like eating out sand paper
Acid is not a monday night drug
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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