This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
These tits shall not be calmed
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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