She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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